1 00:00:09,756 --> 00:00:12,691 Oh, hello, Lulu. Got somethin' for ya. 2 00:00:12,759 --> 00:00:14,750 See ya later. 3 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:46,551 "Bathe my window, make it flow, melt it as the ice will go, · 4 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:50,750 "Melt the glass and leave the sticks like a hermit's crucifix, · 5 00:01:50,824 --> 00:01:54,988 "Burst into my narrow stall, · Swing the picture on the wall, · 6 00:01:55,061 --> 00:01:58,997 "Run the rattling pages o'er, · Scatter poems on the floor, · 7 00:01:59,065 --> 00:02:01,932 Turn the poet out the door. " 8 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:03,936 That was the good poet Frost. 9 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:06,438 This is C. Stevens on K-Bear. 10 00:02:06,506 --> 00:02:08,440 Spring has sprung. 11 00:02:08,508 --> 00:02:12,877 Free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you, Mother Nature. We're free at last. 12 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:18,350 Time to toss open that metaphorical window and check out that psychic landscape. 13 00:02:18,418 --> 00:02:20,648 See lots of possibilities budding out there. 14 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,281 It's time to hoe those rows, feed that seed. 15 00:02:24,357 --> 00:02:27,258 Hey! Pretty soon, you get a garden. 16 00:02:27,327 --> 00:02:29,454 Maurice, guess what? 17 00:02:29,529 --> 00:02:33,625 It's here! The truck. The truck. The truck's across the street. Oh, that was quick. 18 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:36,568 Need yourJohn Hancock. 19 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:39,571 Great. Where do I sign? Whoa. Hold on. Let me get a piece count. 20 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,608 It's all here, friend. Okay, hurry up, Maurice. I want to get started. 21 00:02:42,676 --> 00:02:44,610 What are you getting started with? 22 00:02:44,678 --> 00:02:47,545 Hey, Fleischman. My plane. 23 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:49,809 It's a Titan Tornado. It's in the truck. 24 00:02:49,883 --> 00:02:54,411 You're tellin' me there's an airplane in this truck? Yes. Well, we have to build it first. 25 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:56,752 All there. Six out of six. 26 00:02:56,823 --> 00:03:00,259 Hold on here. Explain something to me. You guys are-You're building a plane? 27 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:02,852 Is that it? Is this not a- a profession? 28 00:03:02,929 --> 00:03:05,864 You know, Boeing and Lockheed and McDonnell Douglas? 29 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:08,162 It's a home kit. Sky's full of'em. 30 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:11,727 I've been looking at the ads for years, and finally I decided, why not go for it? 31 00:03:11,805 --> 00:03:15,036 Maggie came by all excited, and I thought, well, it'd be a hoot. 32 00:03:15,108 --> 00:03:17,201 Oh, gotta go. 33 00:03:17,277 --> 00:03:20,872 Okay, remember - rivet gun, socket wrench. Okay? See ya, Fleischman. 34 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:24,542 I gotta make a couple of New York calls. I'll be right with you. Okay. 35 00:03:38,298 --> 00:03:40,289 Hey, Eugene! Hey, Ed. 36 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:43,097 No, Eugene. We got those English walnuts in you like so well. 37 00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:45,899 But I just can't hold 'em for you. They're gonna go fast. Okay. 38 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:47,633 Right! 39 00:03:47,707 --> 00:03:49,971 All right! 40 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:53,240 One can of whole English walnuts. 41 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,611 I toast 'em for salads. 42 00:03:57,517 --> 00:04:00,953 Ruth-Anne likes to eat 'em plain, like MandM's. 43 00:04:01,021 --> 00:04:02,886 Good that way. Yeah. 44 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:04,890 Ruth-Anne's not here, though. 45 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:08,485 Well, Ruth-Anne's been late a lot lately. 46 00:04:08,562 --> 00:04:10,826 Well, with other stuff. 47 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:14,423 Well, you don't know, do you? What? 48 00:04:14,501 --> 00:04:17,095 - About Ruth-Anne and Walt. - What about 'em? 49 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:21,072 Well, I saw 'em this morning when I was on my paper route. 50 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:24,838 They were having breakfast in her kitchen. 51 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:27,971 Yeah? It was early, Eugene. 52 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:33,449 Walt's in his long johns, Ruth-Anne's in her bathrobe. 53 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:37,183 Oh. No kidding? 54 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:40,055 Yeah! And you know what she told me yesterday? 55 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:42,594 That her battery was dead. 56 00:04:42,662 --> 00:04:45,460 Sounds to me like she has plenty of charge. Yeah! 57 00:04:45,532 --> 00:04:49,093 And you know what else? She kissed him. 58 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:51,103 Oh. 59 00:04:51,171 --> 00:04:53,105 A little morning action, huh? 60 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:56,870 "Come here, Walt. Gimme a jump start. " 61 00:04:58,411 --> 00:05:00,641 Yeah. 62 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:03,808 Ruth-Anne and Walt. 63 00:05:03,883 --> 00:05:08,877 Well, maybe you better not tell anybody about this, Eugene. You know what I mean. 64 00:05:08,955 --> 00:05:11,788 Oh, yeah, sure. Don't worry about it. 65 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:14,122 Thanks, Eugene. No biggie. 66 00:05:18,465 --> 00:05:21,696 Your huevos rancheros are up. 67 00:05:21,768 --> 00:05:23,998 - Shelly? - Where is he, Holling? 68 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:26,903 He said today. Think he had a flat? 69 00:05:26,973 --> 00:05:28,907 Maybe somebody croaked. 70 00:05:28,975 --> 00:05:31,466 He'll be here, hon. 71 00:05:31,544 --> 00:05:34,809 He's got Saint Christopher riding shotgun on the dashboard, doesn't he? 72 00:05:34,881 --> 00:05:37,816 Holling. And none of that Martin Luther stuff, either. 73 00:05:37,884 --> 00:05:42,321 Father McKerry's coming all the way from Fairbanks to baptize Randi, not to hear you dis God. 74 00:05:42,389 --> 00:05:44,755 I'll see to your egg plates. 75 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,758 Wait! There's a Winnebago. 76 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,760 I think it's him. 77 00:05:48,828 --> 00:05:52,093 It's him! That's him! Oh, my God. He's coming this way. 78 00:05:52,165 --> 00:05:54,099 Randi. 79 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:58,604 Okay, babe, let's get you cleaned up here. Okay. 80 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,606 Holling. Holling. 81 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:02,539 Apron. Ditch it. 82 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:05,100 And nice to Father McKerry, okay? P's and Q's. 83 00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:07,169 Honest. Here he comes. 84 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,178 - Father McKerry? - Yes. 85 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:16,188 Hello. I'm Shelly Vincoeur. 86 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:19,191 I'm the mom. It's very nice to meet you, Shelly. 87 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:23,696 - And I'm Holling Vincoeur. Good to know you, Father. - And you're the- 88 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:26,391 Husband. Father. 89 00:06:27,534 --> 00:06:30,526 Of Randi, Father. Our daughter's father. 90 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:34,473 He's not Catholic, but he's a real nice person. 91 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:37,237 And Randi's going to be Catholic. Right, Holling? 92 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,244 No harm that I can see. 93 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:41,837 So we have a, uh, mixed marriage, then? 94 00:06:41,915 --> 00:06:45,214 - And your faith, Holling? - Nothing organized, Father. 95 00:06:45,285 --> 00:06:48,220 But his mother was a Huguenot. That's a French kind. 96 00:06:48,288 --> 00:06:50,119 Ah. 97 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:52,624 My mother died young, though, and my father- 98 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:55,627 Well, let's just say he was not what you'd call the devout sort. 99 00:06:55,695 --> 00:06:59,256 Holling, I'll bet Father McKerry would like a cold ham plate after that long drive. 100 00:06:59,332 --> 00:07:02,995 And put on a new pot of coffee for him, too. Ham plate. Comin' up. 101 00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:14,846 Well, we got a real eager beaver here, huh? Hey, Maurice. 102 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:17,849 Cracking open those cases, laying everything out. 103 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,851 I emptied the first three crates. 104 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:22,854 With two of us unpacking, I bet we can finish the inventory, 105 00:07:22,922 --> 00:07:25,857 set the fuselage and start fitting the skins together by tonight. 106 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:29,361 Hold on, Maggie. I've gotta get oriented here. You want to bring me up to speed? 107 00:07:29,429 --> 00:07:31,363 Oh, right. Okay, sorry, Maurice. 108 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:34,730 Um, well, I've been laying everything out by parts groups, right? Aft to fore. 109 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:36,735 Uh-huh. Sounds S. O. P. 110 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:38,862 Stabiliator parts, aileron section. 111 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:40,872 Good. Good. Yeah? 112 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:44,774 And the wing, which is a fast-option build, well, I've set that aside because that'll be last to mount. 113 00:07:44,844 --> 00:07:47,335 Well, that's good. That's a very good job, dear. 114 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:49,847 Thank you. She's going to be a beauty. 115 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:53,181 Have you got the D-92 handy? Yeah, right here. 116 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:57,982 Thank you. Let's see what we've got here. 117 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:03,586 We got the, uh, stabilator. Check. 118 00:08:03,663 --> 00:08:08,532 Uh, nose fork bushings- Yep, there they are. 119 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:10,535 Ailerons. Check. 120 00:08:10,603 --> 00:08:13,538 Yeah, well, Maurice, I already checked it. See? Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:13,606 --> 00:08:18,043 Well, that's the key to any operation, Maggie - you know, inventory. 122 00:08:19,612 --> 00:08:22,012 Well, that's very odd. What? 123 00:08:22,081 --> 00:08:24,015 That propeller there. 124 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:27,246 I can see it leaned up here, but I don't see it checked off the list. 125 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,255 Oh. Well, that's probably because I just set this out when you got here. 126 00:08:30,323 --> 00:08:33,258 Besides, Maurice, this is one part we're not going to forget. 127 00:08:33,326 --> 00:08:36,261 I mean, you can't really get off the ground without it, right? 128 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:38,263 You can joke all you want to. 129 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:42,267 But attention to detail on every facet of this operation is important, 130 00:08:42,335 --> 00:08:44,269 because that's what keeps us airborne. 131 00:08:44,337 --> 00:08:47,431 I know. You're right. You're right. 132 00:08:47,507 --> 00:08:49,839 Like I told my ground crew at Lom Pon- 133 00:08:49,909 --> 00:08:52,844 the pencil is every bit as important as the rivet gun. 134 00:08:52,912 --> 00:08:55,574 The rivet gun is every bit as important as the machine gun. 135 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:57,582 Absolutely. 136 00:08:57,650 --> 00:09:01,882 You know what would speed things up? Why don't I unpack, call out the parts, and you check 'em off, huh? 137 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:05,322 All in good time, Maggie. 138 00:09:05,391 --> 00:09:09,191 I've got to familiarize myself with that manual first. 139 00:09:12,465 --> 00:09:15,400 Ed, I'll do the cooler windows today. 140 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:19,404 If you want, you can knock off early. Oh, thanks, Ruth-Anne. 141 00:09:19,472 --> 00:09:23,704 I've been on such a tardy streak lately that you've had to pick up the slack. 142 00:09:23,776 --> 00:09:26,006 I don't mind. 143 00:09:26,079 --> 00:09:28,877 That stupid alarm clock of mine this morning. 144 00:09:28,948 --> 00:09:31,314 I swear I set it for 6:00. 145 00:09:31,384 --> 00:09:33,318 Must've just forgot. 146 00:09:33,386 --> 00:09:35,752 Oh. 147 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:38,256 I'm going to come clean. 148 00:09:38,324 --> 00:09:40,258 It wasn't the alarm clock. 149 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,157 No? 150 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:45,288 And it wasn't my DieHard, and it wasn't a burst pipe. 151 00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:48,994 I've been wanting to tell you because, after all, you are my closest friend. 152 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,662 Why, tell me what, Ruth-Anne? 153 00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:57,309 Well, I've been seeing quite a bit of Walt lately. 154 00:09:57,377 --> 00:09:59,311 Really? 155 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,745 Oh, I know, he's not really my type. 156 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:06,342 But I tell you, Ed, he just bowled me over. The man wouldn't take no for an answer. 157 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:09,820 Well, you are a pretty nice old lady, Ruth-Anne. 158 00:10:09,889 --> 00:10:14,121 Oh, who knows where this thing is going to go, anyway. 159 00:10:14,193 --> 00:10:16,127 It's ridiculous. 160 00:10:16,195 --> 00:10:18,925 But, for God's sake, don't tell anybody. 161 00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:21,933 Right. It's no big deal, really. 162 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:25,767 But you know how people are. Why give them the ammunition? 163 00:10:27,073 --> 00:10:29,064 Yeah. 164 00:10:36,115 --> 00:10:38,049 Father McKerry. Whoa! 165 00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:42,053 Ah, it feels like we can get by with just a jacket today, huh? Yeah. 166 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:44,681 Chris Stevens, D. D. S., Universal Life Church. 167 00:10:44,757 --> 00:10:48,215 Uh, Rolling Stone classifieds, if I'm not mistaken. 168 00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:50,228 Yeah. Yeah. 169 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:53,231 Hey, I, uh- I pick up all the spiritual slack around here, you know- 170 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:56,928 uh, marriages and funerals and crisis counseling. 171 00:10:57,003 --> 00:10:59,369 Uh-huh. But, uh, you guys- 172 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:02,374 Nobody comes close to the Catholic Church. 173 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:05,673 You know, the Sistine Chapel, the Holy See. Right? 174 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:09,841 The whole - The whole papacy. Right? What an infrastructure. 175 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,976 Your guys' mass- so beatific. 176 00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:16,021 Offertory, penitentia. 177 00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:18,057 Gloria in excelsis Deo, right? 178 00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:21,252 Thank you very much, Reverend. Well, thank you. 179 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:25,491 Listen, this baptism comin' up - I'd do anything to get in that starting lineup. 180 00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:28,227 I have my own thurible. 181 00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:31,236 I could hold the font, take care of the votives, just kind of be your altar boy. 182 00:11:31,304 --> 00:11:33,204 Well, that's very nice of you. 183 00:11:33,272 --> 00:11:35,206 Hey! I was hoping you'd say that. 184 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:38,334 Look, you won't be disappointed. Believe me. All right? All right. 185 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:41,346 Ed, I'm in the baptism. Chance to learn from the best! 186 00:11:41,414 --> 00:11:43,348 That's great, Chris. 187 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,577 Hey, Eugene. Off to work, huh? 188 00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:49,246 Same old. Yeah, same old same old. 189 00:11:49,322 --> 00:11:53,656 Uh, remember that thing we were talking about yesterday? 190 00:11:53,726 --> 00:11:56,194 Yesterday? 191 00:11:56,262 --> 00:11:58,753 Well, never mind. It's not important. 192 00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:01,698 Oh, yeah. Those two gray panthers. 193 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,702 Why? What's the latest? 194 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:06,204 Well, there isn't any, Eugene. 195 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:09,207 And, see, I was thinkin' there wasn't any either. 196 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:12,938 In fact, I was just probably pretty wrong about the whole thing. 197 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,914 Right? What do you mean? 198 00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:18,917 Ruth-Anne and Walt. 199 00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:23,149 See, I remember Walt came into the store to pay for some stuff the other day. 200 00:12:23,222 --> 00:12:26,157 Uh, tin of Raleigh, that was it. 201 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,659 And some rolling papers. 202 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:33,631 And he put this clump of money down on the counter, and there was this note just right there. 203 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:36,133 Said, " Bleed Ruth-Anne's septic. " 204 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:39,797 So that's what he was doin' - bleeding her septic. At 6:00 in the morning? 205 00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:43,308 You know, Eugene, I was thinkin' it was way more like 6:30. 206 00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:46,368 And Walt probably just got somethin' on his shirt, you know, 207 00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:49,540 and Ruth-Anne, she offered to wash it for him, you know. 208 00:12:49,615 --> 00:12:53,847 Yeah, and while it's drying, she goes, "Walt, would you like something to eat?" 209 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,185 And he says yes, so she makes him breakfast. 210 00:12:57,256 --> 00:13:01,215 Yeah, you know, I was probably just really groggy- seein' stuff. 211 00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:04,889 I'd been up late watchin' that Death Wish marathon all night, you know. 212 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:08,058 So it probably never even happened. 213 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,534 Right? 214 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:13,697 In fact, Eugene, I am sure it didn't happen. 215 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:15,900 Whatever. Coming in? 216 00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:17,909 Oh, no, I- I already ate. Thanks. 217 00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:20,070 All right. 218 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:33,790 4.357 from the top brace line. 219 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,124 Well, right on target, Maggie. 220 00:13:36,195 --> 00:13:38,129 That's what I said, Maurice. 221 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:42,031 And the holes are exactly .1285 inches in diameter. 222 00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:44,365 .1285. That's right. 223 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:46,371 Right. 224 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:51,342 And I used a number 30 drill bit. That's what the manual says - use a number 30 drill bit for a.1285 hole. 225 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,401 Yeah, just double-checking. 226 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:55,413 No, Maurice, I double-checked. 227 00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:57,415 You're triple-checking. 228 00:13:57,483 --> 00:14:00,418 Beg your pardon? Yeah, and to tell you the truth, Maurice, I'm getting kinda sick of it. 229 00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:02,647 No, actually, I'm getting very sick of it, Maurice. 230 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:06,351 Of what? Following me around with your little calipers, Maurice. 231 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,917 I can't even fit in a door hinge without you doin' a torque test! 232 00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:12,931 Maggie, this is a flap détente strip here. 233 00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:16,833 The flaps freeze up, and we can't land. We wouldn't want that, would we? 234 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:18,837 Oh, really? 235 00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:21,840 Gee, Maurice, I was hoping we'd go into a death spin. 236 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:25,366 You know, spin out control, crash and burn, big ball of flame. Kablooey! 237 00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:27,742 Maggie- No, I'm serious. 238 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:30,748 I'm not lookin' over your shoulder every time you plumb-bob a gear leg. 239 00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:33,683 I'm not tweakin' and twookin' every little bolt you fit. 240 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,688 Well, Maggie, you can't compare yourself to me. 241 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:39,122 I've got experience. I'm an engineer. 242 00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:41,626 Oh, God. 243 00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:43,628 You and my father. 244 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,631 You know, I'm tryin' to custom chop my bicycle, 245 00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:50,260 he starts grabbin' at the chains and adjusting the brakes, hoggin' all the glory. 246 00:14:50,336 --> 00:14:54,602 Maurice, I can read a manual. I can use a tool. 247 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,608 Is that a fact? Yes. 248 00:14:56,676 --> 00:15:00,942 Then how come you wanted me on this job? Because I thought it would be fun. 249 00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:03,948 I didn't think you'd just try to take over. 250 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,909 You thought I'd take orders from you, huh? 251 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:14,454 Well, that's too bad, you know. I'm sorry I asked you. You are? 252 00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:16,927 Yes. Well... 253 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:22,657 I guess you'll have to build her yourself, won't you? 254 00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,669 Fine. 255 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,830 I mean it, Maggie. Good. 256 00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:29,499 Fine. 257 00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:31,566 Great. 258 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,976 Just cut me a check for my half. 259 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,650 Enjoying my corn bread, are you, Father? Mm-hmm. 260 00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:48,751 It's a tad crumbly today, but as they say, "Gather up the fragments that remain that nothing be lost. " 261 00:15:48,828 --> 00:15:52,628 John, chapter six, verse 12. I see you're up on your New Testament. 262 00:15:52,698 --> 00:15:56,896 I got stuck in a survival cabin years back, and it was the only reading available. 263 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:59,597 A lot of poetry and wisdom in that book. Mm-hmm. 264 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,537 Let me touch you up here. 265 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:05,805 So, Holling, organized religion, it doesn't interest you. 266 00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:07,812 Disorganized, then? 267 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,680 Well, I believe in the innate goodness of man, Father. 268 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,084 It's just that I don't believe in a special house to practice it in. 269 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:18,351 Holling, can't you see Father McKerry's still eating? 270 00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:21,359 Homemade gooseberry for when you're finished, Father. 271 00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:25,864 I was asking for it, Shelly. It's kind of like a favorite pastime of mine - baiting atheists. 272 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:28,024 I'm more of an agnostic, Father McKerry. 273 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,568 Father Kevin, please. 274 00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:32,570 More Spencer than Kant. 275 00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:35,573 You've got your phenomena on one hand - concrete and knowable. 276 00:16:35,641 --> 00:16:40,169 On the other hand, you've got the incomprehensible - that force or power from which all derives. 277 00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:44,478 You call it God, but to me, God or no, it remains just that- 278 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,484 the unknowable. 279 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:49,214 Well, that's a start. You haven't bolted the door. 280 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:52,223 Well, you're not going to catch me, Father. 281 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:55,226 Holling, cold milk for Father's pie. Maybe he'd like some. 282 00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:59,196 On the other hand, maybe he'd appreciate something a little stronger. 283 00:16:59,265 --> 00:17:01,927 I have a special libation that I brew up for my, uh, honored guests. 284 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,765 Oh? He's busy, Holling. 285 00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:07,499 He can't be throwing 'em back with you all day. 286 00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:10,508 Actually, Shelly, I got rid of my paperwork this morning, 287 00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,739 and I was hoping to interest Holling in a game or two of cribbage. 288 00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:16,373 You play? Mm-hmm. 289 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:20,408 Mmm! That's the green peppercorn. 290 00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:22,249 Skoal. 291 00:17:22,321 --> 00:17:24,312 A votre santé. 292 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,693 Chop-chop, Ed. 293 00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,855 You've still got oysters to shuck and ice to crush. 294 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:33,865 About got it, Maurice. 295 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,629 Butter knife, salad fork, fish course fork, dinner fork, 296 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:41,503 poultry knife, fish knife, coffee spoon, soup spoon, oyster fork, sauce spoon, dessert fork. 297 00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:43,804 And polished glasses for the red and white. 298 00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,810 And don't ding any this time. 299 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,813 Oh, and, Ed, remove that place setting down there. 300 00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:51,748 Miss O'Connell won't be dining with us this evening. 301 00:17:51,817 --> 00:17:54,081 Okay, Maurice. No. You know what? 302 00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:59,455 Why don't you take her place, Ed? That way, the Haines' daughter will have someone near her own age. 303 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:02,824 I don't know, Maurice. Me at a sit-down dinner? 304 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,954 If you have other plans, cancel them. 305 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,021 Yes, sir. 306 00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:15,705 Ah, so this is where you're hidin' yourself. 307 00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:19,711 When do we get you back, uh, to civilization? 308 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:22,714 If one can call it civilization. Hey, Fleischman. 309 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:26,309 Would you hand me that three-eighths, please? It's the smallest one over there. 310 00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:28,376 Smallest one. 311 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:32,449 Here you go. Thank you. 312 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:36,461 I'm impressed here, O'Connell. This is definitely lookin' like an airplane. 313 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:41,398 I mean, it looks like it should fly, or something. 314 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,992 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 315 00:18:44,069 --> 00:18:48,005 Although, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but isn't the engine on backward? 316 00:18:48,073 --> 00:18:51,338 I mean, doesn't the, uh, propeller usually go on the- the front? 317 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,776 The-What do they call it? The nose? 318 00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:58,340 Well, the Wright Brothers put theirs that way. It's more efficient to push than pull. It's cleaner air over the wings. 319 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,284 Besides, the C. G.- center of gravity- works out better that way. 320 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,617 Oh, that's- I never heard that. That's interesting. 321 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:07,455 Hey, what's this? 322 00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:10,461 That's weird. I thought everything checked off. 323 00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:14,465 - What's that? - The, uh, aft rudder pedal cable tang. 324 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,467 It's for the pedal driver. 325 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:19,197 Well, I guess they just put in one too many. 326 00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:24,038 Oh, well, what is it they say? A good mechanic always has a few parts left over, right? 327 00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:26,373 What, are you kidding me? 328 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:29,676 O'Connell, that's part of the plane. You're just gonna toss it aside? 329 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,682 Well- 330 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,014 Hey, w-where's Maurice? 331 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,020 Why? 332 00:19:36,088 --> 00:19:38,352 I thought he was helping you with this. 333 00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:41,359 Oh. Great. 334 00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:45,488 So you think I'm screwing up, and you automatically start looking for some higher authority? 335 00:19:45,564 --> 00:19:47,225 No, I just- He's gone. 336 00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:51,599 - I kicked him out. I gave him a check for his half, and bye-bye. - You're trying to build this thing by yourself? 337 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:55,401 Thank you, Fleischman. Thank you for that resounding vote of confidence. 338 00:19:55,474 --> 00:19:58,204 You are telling me that you're going to try and build this by yourself? 339 00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:02,077 This is exactly what I need right now- you trying to undermine my confidence. 340 00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:04,445 Hold on. It's not you. Anybody. 341 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:09,921 I mean, if a United Airlines pilot told me that he was going build this, I'd say maybe- go ahead and- 342 00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:11,923 I'm a pilot! I know, I know. 343 00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:14,425 You're a very good pilot. It's- 344 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:16,859 So? Look, I'm not trying to imply anything here. 345 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:20,262 But there's- there's a lot of stuff, and- and- 346 00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:26,063 This is a machine that has to get off the ground, and you're throwing parts away! 347 00:20:26,138 --> 00:20:28,402 Thank you, Fleischman, for pointing that out. 348 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:32,577 If you don't mind, I've got a lot of work to do. 349 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:38,608 I'm not surprised his feed business went belly-up. 350 00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:42,882 Buyin' that Iowa corn at top dollar, acting like a big shot. 351 00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:45,890 How about a little more Brunello, Myra? Please. 352 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:50,793 He had the nerve to ask Lester for 50,000 with no collateral. Might as well tear it up and throw it in the wind. 353 00:20:50,863 --> 00:20:53,991 You could give it to me, Mom. 354 00:20:59,338 --> 00:21:03,672 Man paid more attention to the skirts than he did his bottom line. 355 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:09,973 You know, he came in the store just last week. Gave me six frozen trout. 356 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,247 Well, that's, uh, very interesting there, Ed. 357 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,255 Let's not let these creamed turnips get cold. 358 00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:20,258 Just one scoop. There we go. 359 00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:23,625 Say, speaking of the store, I bet you guys didn't know about Ruth-Anne. 360 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:26,494 Ruth-Anne? What, she's okay, isn't she? 361 00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:29,932 Okay? Mr. Haines, she's great. 362 00:21:30,002 --> 00:21:32,095 Her and Walt have been dating. 363 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,766 She and Walt. No kidding. 364 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:38,605 Funny. She hasn't said one peep to me. 365 00:21:38,677 --> 00:21:42,374 Oh, well, Mrs. Haines, that's because, well, I'm her closest friend. 366 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,882 It's been going on for quite some time now. 367 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,884 Well, how do you like that? 368 00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:49,978 Wedding bells, Ed, or just a little hanky-panky? 369 00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:54,151 Oh, well, Mr. Haines, they're not quite sure where it's going yet. 370 00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:56,660 That's why she's been keeping it under wraps. 371 00:21:56,729 --> 00:21:59,527 But, uh, I guess old Walt just bowled her over. 372 00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:02,692 That old hound dog. Walt and Ruth-Anne. 373 00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:04,827 Boy, that's a picture. 374 00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,803 Good for her, I say. 375 00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:10,137 Ruth-Anne Miller with an itch. 376 00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:26,187 Do you get it? "I thought he said he was an elk. " 377 00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:31,156 The door was open. 378 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:34,825 Uh, listen, Ronnie, I'm gonna have to put you on hold here for a minute. Somebody just came in. 379 00:22:36,969 --> 00:22:40,405 If it's about that check, it's too late. That was my half of that plane. 380 00:22:40,472 --> 00:22:42,940 I spent it on a bass boat already. 381 00:22:43,008 --> 00:22:46,444 No, no, no, Maurice. It's not about the money, it's- 382 00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:50,948 Look, I want you to come back and work with me again. 383 00:22:51,016 --> 00:22:54,110 Uh-uh. Negative. No. No? 384 00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:57,121 Look, Maurice, it's a big project. It really is. 385 00:22:57,189 --> 00:23:01,023 It's a lot of work for one person, and I could really use your help. 386 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:03,425 Yesterday you had me out of there on my ear. 387 00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:05,429 I was wrong, Maurice. 388 00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:09,433 I mean, I've been giving it a lot of thought, and you really do have a lot of experience. 389 00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,435 You know what you're doing. 390 00:23:11,503 --> 00:23:14,472 I've got a bird colonel on hold here. 391 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,805 Look, you're the boss. 392 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:19,810 All right? 393 00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:22,813 Whatever you say goes. You won't hear a peep from me. 394 00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:24,815 Stop begging, Maggie. 395 00:23:24,883 --> 00:23:26,817 It's disgusting. 396 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:29,581 You'd think you had the damned stealth bomber out there. 397 00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:33,455 - Maurice- - Just go do it. 398 00:23:36,161 --> 00:23:37,992 Go. 399 00:23:38,063 --> 00:23:41,328 Hey, Ronnie, I got another one for you. 400 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,392 There's a priest and a rabbi on a raft, right? 401 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,574 Morning, Mrs. Miller. 402 00:23:50,642 --> 00:23:53,634 Donny Spellman. I haven't seen you for a while. 403 00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:58,908 So what should I do? 404 00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:01,850 Pardon? 405 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,651 You want me to sweep? I could sweep. Ed says you have to sweep a lot. 406 00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:08,522 Sweep? Ed? 407 00:24:08,594 --> 00:24:12,360 Yeah. And put stuff away. Inventory. 408 00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:17,032 Donny, I think we have our wires crossed somewhere. 409 00:24:17,102 --> 00:24:19,093 Oh. 410 00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:22,096 By the way, where is Ed? 411 00:24:23,742 --> 00:24:26,142 At home, I guess. 412 00:24:26,211 --> 00:24:29,271 He gave me his job, if that's all right with you. 413 00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:31,441 Ed gave you his job? 414 00:24:31,517 --> 00:24:34,452 I don't understand. You mean he's quit? 415 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,148 Yeah, I guess so. 416 00:24:37,222 --> 00:24:39,850 Ed quit? He sent you? 417 00:24:41,593 --> 00:24:45,154 Ed is leaving me high and dry on deli day? 418 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:48,131 It's the heaviest day of my week. 419 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,967 Who's going to slice the provolone? I've got slaw and three bean salad to fix. 420 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:55,768 I could slice the provolone, Mrs. Miller. 421 00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:58,241 Don't touch that machine. 422 00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:01,575 In the bread? In the bread? The body? 423 00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:04,377 Not in. Is. Is the body. 424 00:25:04,449 --> 00:25:07,907 Hey, hey. Elbows tight. Holling, no bracing. 425 00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:12,889 The symbolism I can appreciate, like the Lutherans with their consubstantiation. 426 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:15,358 In, with, and under. 427 00:25:15,427 --> 00:25:18,590 Not close enough. Transubstantiation. 428 00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:22,327 "Take and eat this, for this is my body. " 429 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:24,596 It's a wafer and wine. 430 00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:28,367 Hey, Rev, get your butt on that chair. More snootch? Huh? 431 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,431 Yeah, please. A tad. 432 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:32,773 Holling? 433 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:37,046 Your snacks are here. Ribs and slaw. 434 00:25:37,115 --> 00:25:40,050 Hallelujah! Manna! 435 00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:42,052 Just set 'em on the table, Shelly. 436 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,611 I've almost got him. You? Not a prayer. 437 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,521 Okay. 438 00:25:46,592 --> 00:25:48,526 There's, uh- 439 00:25:48,594 --> 00:25:51,586 There's debate that Christ's body was even corporal. 440 00:25:51,663 --> 00:25:54,530 Oh, goodness, an Albigensian heretic besides. 441 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,195 I'm surrounded. Unaffiliated gropers and heretics. 442 00:25:59,438 --> 00:26:01,633 Try this one on for size, Father. 443 00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:06,474 If the wafer is the body, what happens to it in your digestive tract? 444 00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:08,479 Holling! 445 00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:12,745 You think you're the first smart aleck to show up with that red herring? You can do better than that. 446 00:26:12,818 --> 00:26:16,549 Be simple to test it. A little probe with the old sigmoidoscope. 447 00:26:16,622 --> 00:26:22,117 Even you should know, you can't... test... faith. 448 00:26:22,194 --> 00:26:25,254 Whoo! 449 00:26:25,330 --> 00:26:28,561 Oh, no. Hey! 450 00:26:28,634 --> 00:26:32,263 Rev, chalk one up for Rome. Eh, Holling? 451 00:26:32,337 --> 00:26:36,273 - Oh, I seem to have ripped my trousers. We seem to have lost the cigars. 452 00:26:36,341 --> 00:26:39,276 Oh, man, you knocked the Cribbage board over. I was next. 453 00:26:39,344 --> 00:26:42,575 Shel, how you coming with those- those rib plates, hon? 454 00:26:43,949 --> 00:26:46,076 Almost. 455 00:26:52,457 --> 00:26:55,051 Ed? Ed, open this door. 456 00:26:55,127 --> 00:26:58,824 You're not fooling anyone. Your landlady said you were in there. 457 00:27:00,232 --> 00:27:03,201 Now, I want to talk to you right this minute. 458 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,738 Ed! 459 00:27:11,877 --> 00:27:13,811 Just what's going on here? 460 00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:15,870 Hello, Ruth-Anne. 461 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:21,018 Well, don't you think that you owe me an explanation? 462 00:27:21,086 --> 00:27:24,021 Is this any way to treat a friend? 463 00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:27,525 If you were unhappy, you should have said so. 464 00:27:27,592 --> 00:27:31,824 I'm not your friend, Ruth-Anne. I know you think I am, but I'm not. 465 00:27:31,897 --> 00:27:34,695 What are you talking about? Of course you are. 466 00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:37,234 I told, Ruth-Anne. 467 00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:39,827 You told? 468 00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:41,896 About you and Walt. 469 00:27:41,974 --> 00:27:45,501 Me and Walt? You did? 470 00:27:45,577 --> 00:27:48,341 I asked you not to, didn't I? 471 00:27:48,413 --> 00:27:50,347 Yes, you did. 472 00:27:50,415 --> 00:27:53,009 Well, what's the matter with you? 473 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:55,144 What'd you do that for? 474 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,154 Who'd you tell? 475 00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:59,156 Uh, Eugene. 476 00:27:59,224 --> 00:28:01,158 Eugene. 477 00:28:01,226 --> 00:28:03,820 You told that big mouth? 478 00:28:03,895 --> 00:28:06,056 Maurice. 479 00:28:06,131 --> 00:28:08,156 Maurice too? 480 00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:10,167 Yeah. 481 00:28:10,235 --> 00:28:13,170 Mr. and Mrs. Haines and their daughter, Heather. 482 00:28:13,238 --> 00:28:16,401 What'd you do, Ed, call a town meeting? 483 00:28:16,475 --> 00:28:18,272 Uh, Maurice had a dinner party. 484 00:28:18,343 --> 00:28:20,470 Oh, my. 485 00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,479 Oh, my God. 486 00:28:22,547 --> 00:28:24,481 I can just see it. 487 00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:28,451 All these busybodies- Maurice Minnifield and everybody- 488 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,752 amusing themselves with the details of my private life. 489 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:35,759 I'm sorry, Ruth-Anne. 490 00:28:35,827 --> 00:28:37,761 I really, really am sorry. 491 00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:40,627 I don't blame you for hating me, and that's just why I quit. 492 00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:43,532 Stop it. I don't hate you. 493 00:28:43,602 --> 00:28:47,129 I'm really mad at you, but I don't hate you. 494 00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:50,606 Ruth-Anne, I just wish I'd die, right here on the spot. 495 00:28:50,675 --> 00:28:54,133 I wish a stray bullet would just come through the window and get me in the head. 496 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:57,443 I deserve it. I'm worse than dirt. 497 00:28:58,517 --> 00:29:01,918 Ed, what do you want? I forgive you. 498 00:29:01,987 --> 00:29:04,251 You forgive me? 499 00:29:04,322 --> 00:29:08,258 Yes, but I'm still good and teed off about you leaving your job. 500 00:29:08,326 --> 00:29:11,523 Leaving me in the lurch with an inexperienced kid... 501 00:29:11,596 --> 00:29:13,826 was just plain mean and inconsiderate. 502 00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:18,632 Now, I have a store to run, and I expect to see your tail there bright and early. 503 00:29:18,703 --> 00:29:20,967 You hear me? 504 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:23,166 Oh. Okay. I mean, yes. 505 00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:26,677 I mean, I'll be there. Th-Thank you. 506 00:29:26,745 --> 00:29:28,736 Thank you. 507 00:29:35,754 --> 00:29:38,689 Finally rousted out the last of the stragglers. 508 00:29:38,757 --> 00:29:42,352 What a night. Fifty-plus dinners, I bet. 509 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,361 Plenty. 510 00:29:44,429 --> 00:29:46,363 Randi go down easy for you, hon? 511 00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:49,366 Our little sweet pea's gonna need a beauty rest. 512 00:29:49,434 --> 00:29:51,368 Baptism tomorrow. Big day for her. 513 00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:53,370 Was until you trashed it. 514 00:29:53,438 --> 00:29:55,372 What's that, Shelly? 515 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,375 You know what, Holling. Father McKerry what. 516 00:29:58,443 --> 00:30:01,469 You mean taking him out to the still this afternoon? 517 00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:03,480 He asked to see it. 518 00:30:03,548 --> 00:30:06,847 Well, he wouldn't have if you wouldn't have had it. 519 00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,716 Golly, hon, I thought you'd be glad we got on so well. 520 00:30:09,788 --> 00:30:12,552 Real pleasant fella. And didn't you ask me to be cordial to him? 521 00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:15,559 I didn't say that kind of cordial, Holling. 522 00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:20,564 Getting him all warm with the good stuff, wrestling in his shirtsleeves, him in his shoes kicked off. 523 00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,999 The father said his corns were aching up on him. 524 00:30:24,069 --> 00:30:28,301 Stop it! Ohh! Stop it, will you! I don't want to hear about his corns! 525 00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:31,706 He's not just some fella. He's supposed to be a priest! 526 00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:34,438 - Sorry. - A priest! 527 00:30:34,513 --> 00:30:38,540 One of God's own hand-picked representatives here on earth! 528 00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:42,576 Holling, tomorrow I gotta go to confession to get my sins absolved for Randi's baptism. 529 00:30:42,654 --> 00:30:44,645 That's the law! 530 00:30:44,723 --> 00:30:48,022 But do I get a real priest? No, I get this dud! 531 00:30:48,093 --> 00:30:51,585 Some smoke ring-blowing arm wrestler with a rip in his pants! 532 00:30:51,663 --> 00:30:55,599 Shelly. Well, I don't care, Holling. 533 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,760 I don't. 534 00:30:57,836 --> 00:31:00,430 Why me? 535 00:31:00,505 --> 00:31:02,598 Why me and Randi? 536 00:31:02,674 --> 00:31:07,168 I've been waiting and waiting, and it's all ruined for me now. 537 00:31:12,050 --> 00:31:13,984 Hey, Maurice, you down here? 538 00:31:14,052 --> 00:31:16,213 Yeah. Come on down, Fleischman. 539 00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,222 Hey. 540 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:21,726 I'm looking for something for this, uh, christening party. 541 00:31:21,793 --> 00:31:23,727 Pouilly-Fuissé. 542 00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:26,730 I'm not much for whites myself, 543 00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:30,234 but, uh, these afternoon affairs, people like to keep it light. 544 00:31:30,302 --> 00:31:31,735 Right. Look, I gotta talk to you. 545 00:31:31,803 --> 00:31:34,533 I'm worried about O'Connell. What about her? 546 00:31:34,606 --> 00:31:39,771 Well, you know, I-I-I really- I don't know what happened between you two, 547 00:31:39,844 --> 00:31:44,747 and- and I certainly know that she can be- she can be very defensive at times. 548 00:31:44,816 --> 00:31:46,807 I mean, the woman can lash out. 549 00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:49,319 If anyone knows it, it's me, believe me. 550 00:31:49,387 --> 00:31:52,379 You look at her cross-eyed and- and she goes right for the equipment. 551 00:31:52,457 --> 00:31:55,051 Are you making a point here, Joel, or are you just rambling? 552 00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:57,560 No, I'm making a point. 553 00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:00,564 Look, she's out there, all right? You don't know. 554 00:32:00,632 --> 00:32:04,432 She is working herself into the ground, and she needs help. 555 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:06,436 Okay? I- I can't help her. 556 00:32:06,504 --> 00:32:09,564 Really, I don't think it's a time to be nursing wounded pride. 557 00:32:09,641 --> 00:32:12,075 Nursing wounded pride? 558 00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:16,477 Is that what you think this is? 559 00:32:16,548 --> 00:32:18,482 Well, I don't know. 560 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:20,711 Let me show you something. 561 00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:25,179 Take a look at that. 562 00:32:27,325 --> 00:32:31,284 Whoa. Chateau Petrus, 1945. Holy- 563 00:32:31,363 --> 00:32:35,629 I lost it three times in blind auction. I'm not gonna tell you what I had to trade for it. 564 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,634 Yeah? 565 00:32:37,702 --> 00:32:42,105 My point is that I'm kind of glad to be out of that little dealy-wob of hers. 566 00:32:43,108 --> 00:32:47,636 I want to stay alive, drink my Petrus. 567 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:50,510 I'm 62 years old, Joel. 568 00:32:50,582 --> 00:32:55,485 These reflexes and this ticker don't belong up there in some homemade. 569 00:32:55,553 --> 00:32:59,546 I've flown fighter missions, I've orbited the Earth, 570 00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:03,720 and now is the time to stay on terra firma, 571 00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:06,320 reap the rewards of my labors, 572 00:33:06,398 --> 00:33:09,060 not risk my neck in some ultralight. 573 00:33:09,134 --> 00:33:12,535 Risk your neck? What, you're admitting it's dangerous? 574 00:33:12,604 --> 00:33:14,970 You're off the ground, buddy. 575 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,975 I- I-I- Really, I don't get it. I- I'd love to know the point. 576 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:21,843 I mean, there are perfectly good planes out there. The woman has her own. 577 00:33:23,114 --> 00:33:27,050 Joel, you've got to get into Maggie's head. 578 00:33:27,118 --> 00:33:30,053 You've got to go where she lives. 579 00:33:30,121 --> 00:33:33,056 She's a pilot, Joel. 580 00:33:33,124 --> 00:33:37,060 Can you think of any better way for a pilot to go than at the stick of an airplane? 581 00:33:37,128 --> 00:33:38,925 Let me tell you something. 582 00:33:38,997 --> 00:33:41,989 I had an old flying buddy in Pensacola. 583 00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:45,901 He had a son, got to be a pilot. Pretty good jet pilot. 584 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:49,906 One day, he got a flamingo in the turbo. 585 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:52,966 Phfft! That was it. 586 00:33:54,446 --> 00:33:57,745 All they found to bury was a piece of scalp and a boot. 587 00:33:57,816 --> 00:33:59,841 Yeah? 588 00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:03,684 You know what my friend told me at that funeral? 589 00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,383 That was the proudest day of his life. 590 00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:22,205 He gave me six Hail Marys, four Our Fathers and an Act of Contrition. 591 00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:24,264 Bummer. 592 00:34:37,288 --> 00:34:40,451 In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. 593 00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,409 You've come for your confession? 594 00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:01,945 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 595 00:35:02,013 --> 00:35:04,811 It's been probably... 596 00:35:04,883 --> 00:35:09,843 three- o-okay, four years since my last confession. 597 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,912 Continue. 598 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:13,981 Father, I confess- 599 00:35:16,995 --> 00:35:19,691 I confess- Yes? 600 00:35:19,764 --> 00:35:22,358 I confess I'm real disappointed in you, Father. 601 00:35:24,035 --> 00:35:25,969 Disappointed? 602 00:35:26,037 --> 00:35:27,971 Come on! 603 00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:32,066 You out there in Holling's still, "parlez vous-ing" around, drinking and playing cards. 604 00:35:32,143 --> 00:35:36,079 Oh, I see. Well, dear, those aren't sins. 605 00:35:36,147 --> 00:35:41,346 Some people would lead you to believe otherwise, but entertainment in moderation is good for the soul. 606 00:35:41,419 --> 00:35:44,047 Oh, I know that. It's... 607 00:35:44,122 --> 00:35:45,953 not just 'cause of the sins. 608 00:35:46,024 --> 00:35:49,824 It's- It's just... 609 00:35:49,894 --> 00:35:51,828 'cause. 610 00:35:51,896 --> 00:35:54,228 I don't understand. 611 00:35:54,299 --> 00:35:59,794 'Cause you weren't acting holy, that's why! You were just like one of those other bozos. 612 00:35:59,871 --> 00:36:02,396 See what you made me do? 613 00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:06,001 I'm sorry, Father. I got purgatory for that, didn't I? 614 00:36:06,077 --> 00:36:09,012 Please continue, dear. I'm listening. 615 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,516 Well, you're a priest. 616 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:15,519 They're different. Higher. 617 00:36:15,587 --> 00:36:17,521 Holier. 618 00:36:17,589 --> 00:36:19,819 You guys aren't like the rest of us. 619 00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:22,724 But I am, Shelly. I'm a human being, too. 620 00:36:22,794 --> 00:36:28,357 Yeah, but human beings can't turn bread and wine into body and blood, 621 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,367 wash away original sin. 622 00:36:30,435 --> 00:36:33,165 Those are miracles. Aren't they? 623 00:36:33,238 --> 00:36:36,730 Well, I've been called by God to do his work here on Earth, 624 00:36:36,808 --> 00:36:39,743 and that in itself is a miracle, 625 00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:43,747 that our Father chose us human beings, as imperfect as we are, 626 00:36:43,815 --> 00:36:46,147 to do his works. 627 00:36:46,217 --> 00:36:48,742 I don't know. You'll see, Shelly, 628 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:52,586 When we gather today at Randi's baptism, and I'm in my robes, 629 00:36:52,657 --> 00:36:56,491 and I place my hand on Miranda's forehead to recite the blessing, 630 00:36:56,561 --> 00:36:59,029 believe me, you'll feel the presence of God, 631 00:36:59,097 --> 00:37:01,031 the miracle of faith. 632 00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:03,829 And that's the greatest miracle of all. 633 00:37:04,936 --> 00:37:08,372 Is there anything else you'd like to confess today? 634 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,970 Well, just some little stuff. 635 00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:18,476 Yesterday, Owen paid for his coffee with a " Liberty" dime. 636 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:23,044 I know I should have said, "Hey, Owen, this is a 'L iberty'dime, " 637 00:37:23,121 --> 00:37:25,112 but I didn't. 638 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:29,626 Now listen, I know the tail sits on the ground, but, uh, that's the design. 639 00:37:29,694 --> 00:37:32,322 I can show you the plans, if you like. 640 00:37:32,397 --> 00:37:38,131 Oh, uh, sir, be careful getting in, because the nose could slam to the ground. 641 00:37:38,202 --> 00:37:40,432 Oh! Well, hey, perfect! 642 00:37:40,505 --> 00:37:43,303 I guess you've been around an ultralight or two, huh? 643 00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:45,569 Yeah. The wiring. 644 00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:50,979 Soldering is not my greatest strength, so if you see anything you don't like, or anything that's questionable at all, please- 645 00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:54,280 I have a solder gun in the truck, so I could fix it while you watch. 646 00:37:54,352 --> 00:37:59,289 Here's your airworthiness certificate, and this is your certificate of registration. 647 00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:02,258 You need to get that notarized and into Oklahoma A. S. A. P. 648 00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:05,353 This aircraft's in real fine shape, miss. 649 00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:08,627 I passed? You did a real competent job. 650 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:12,136 I passed? Hey! 651 00:38:12,203 --> 00:38:15,001 Hey, Fleischman! I passed! 652 00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:18,008 That was the F. A. A. He gave me my certificates! 653 00:38:18,076 --> 00:38:21,011 All right! Yeah, he said I did a very competent job. 654 00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:23,547 Well, very good. I'm proud of you. 655 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:25,549 Well, hey, wish me luck. 656 00:38:25,617 --> 00:38:28,381 Well, no, wait, that's, uh- that's kind of why I'm here. 657 00:38:28,453 --> 00:38:32,116 I- I, uh- I'd like to go. 658 00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:34,158 What? 659 00:38:34,225 --> 00:38:36,523 That's right. I'd like to go. 660 00:38:36,594 --> 00:38:40,223 I mean, believe me, I still think this is totally insane, 661 00:38:40,298 --> 00:38:43,392 but if anyone can do it, it would be you. 662 00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:45,299 Oh, I get it. 663 00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:47,304 What? 664 00:38:47,372 --> 00:38:50,705 A little male validation. Pin a rose on Mary Margaret. She did a very good job. 665 00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:52,709 I think a man should come along. Right? 666 00:38:52,777 --> 00:38:55,974 No. A man? A friend. 667 00:38:56,047 --> 00:39:00,040 Hey, I'm putting my only life in your hands here. Give me a break, will ya. 668 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:03,519 You mean it, don't you? I mean it. 669 00:39:03,588 --> 00:39:06,079 Well, why? 670 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:09,183 Why? Because this is you. 671 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,252 You built this plane, and I want to fly in it. 672 00:39:13,331 --> 00:39:15,231 Well, that's sweet, Fleischman. 673 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:20,397 Does there happen to be a parachute, or something? 674 00:39:20,471 --> 00:39:23,440 You're not coming. What? 675 00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:27,035 What are you talking about? O'Connell, I'm not kidding. I want to do this. 676 00:39:27,111 --> 00:39:29,579 Fleischman, think about it. 677 00:39:29,647 --> 00:39:32,343 You on a test flight? 678 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:34,317 I don't think so. 679 00:39:34,385 --> 00:39:36,353 See you, Fleischman. 680 00:39:40,992 --> 00:39:43,222 Clear prop! All righty. 681 00:40:26,637 --> 00:40:28,571 Hey, amigo. 682 00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:30,573 Hey. What do you think? 683 00:40:30,641 --> 00:40:33,576 I got it at the swap meet over there in Sleetmute, man. 684 00:40:33,644 --> 00:40:37,580 It's a gold mine. Look at this. I got a rosary here- mother-of-pearl. 685 00:40:37,648 --> 00:40:41,641 Pre-Vatican II daily missal, 1953, SaintJoseph's, man. Look at this. 686 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:46,780 Words ofJesus in red. The whole thing's in Latin. Wow. 687 00:40:47,859 --> 00:40:51,659 You know, Chris, Ruth-Anne told me not to tell anybody. 688 00:40:51,729 --> 00:40:54,095 She said, " Ed, don't tell anybody. " 689 00:40:54,165 --> 00:40:57,726 And what did I do? I ran right out and told everybody. 690 00:40:57,802 --> 00:41:01,203 That thing about her and Walt doin' the two-backed beast? That was you? 691 00:41:01,272 --> 00:41:04,139 The thing is, Chris, I don't even know why I did it. 692 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:07,371 I mean, I knew I shouldn't have been doin' it even before she told me not to. 693 00:41:07,445 --> 00:41:09,709 But I did it anyway. And why? 694 00:41:09,781 --> 00:41:12,716 Why would I do something so low-down and rotten? 695 00:41:12,784 --> 00:41:14,775 Good question. 696 00:41:15,987 --> 00:41:18,217 You got some information, right? 697 00:41:18,289 --> 00:41:20,223 Information is power. 698 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:24,387 The next part of the equation is, you wanted to snatch up a little extra power for yourself, right? Be a big man. 699 00:41:24,462 --> 00:41:28,398 There's nothing wrong with that, only you had to rat out your best friend to do it, Ed. 700 00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:30,559 I see. Just call me Fredo. 701 00:41:30,635 --> 00:41:32,569 What? Yeah. Godfather I. 702 00:41:32,637 --> 00:41:38,234 He rats out Michael, his own brother, just so Moe Green would think he was a big shot. 703 00:41:38,309 --> 00:41:40,243 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fredo Corleone. 704 00:41:40,311 --> 00:41:42,245 Wormball, right? The weak one. 705 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:44,406 Yeah, but he got off easy, Chris. 706 00:41:44,482 --> 00:41:46,916 They didn't forgive him like Ruth-Anne did me. 707 00:41:46,984 --> 00:41:50,420 They just took him out on the boat and fed him to the fishes. 708 00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:53,924 Me, I gotta live with myself for the rest of my life. 709 00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:56,926 Yeah. That's a rough one, buddy. 710 00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:59,155 Here we are, man. 711 00:42:00,832 --> 00:42:02,697 Hi, Chris. Hi, Ed. Hey! 712 00:42:02,767 --> 00:42:04,701 Great day for a sacrament, huh, people? Spring. 713 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:08,205 Come on, Stevens, get on the stick. This show's supposed to start at 1400 sharp. 714 00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:10,206 You got it. 715 00:42:10,274 --> 00:42:12,037 Hello, all. 716 00:42:12,109 --> 00:42:15,340 Well, Ruth-Anne Miller. Don't you look lovely today. 717 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:18,576 Hi, Ruth-Anne. Hi. 718 00:42:18,649 --> 00:42:21,550 - Hey, Walt. How's it going? - Eugene. 719 00:42:21,619 --> 00:42:24,952 - Ruth-Anne. - Afternoon, Walt. 720 00:42:29,861 --> 00:42:31,795 Quit fussin', Randi. 721 00:42:31,863 --> 00:42:33,797 We'll get you absolved, I promise. 722 00:42:33,865 --> 00:42:37,926 If this doesn't look like it's gonna take, we'll go to Anchorage and try again. 723 00:42:38,002 --> 00:42:41,335 The father'll do a fine job, Shelly, I'm sure. 724 00:42:41,405 --> 00:42:45,205 What do you know, Holling? You don't even believe in original sin. 725 00:42:45,276 --> 00:42:47,938 Afternoon, Shelly. Holling. 726 00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:50,037 Doesn't she look beautiful today? 727 00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:52,480 Hello, Father. 728 00:42:52,550 --> 00:42:54,677 Please. 729 00:42:54,752 --> 00:42:57,585 Everyone, let's gather round, shall we? 730 00:42:57,655 --> 00:42:59,418 We can begin. 731 00:42:59,490 --> 00:43:01,481 Can we have the godparents, please? 732 00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:19,202 An old African proverb says, "The village raises the child. " 733 00:43:19,277 --> 00:43:21,677 And so today we all gather at this baptism... 734 00:43:21,746 --> 00:43:24,681 to introduce this child to her own village, 735 00:43:24,749 --> 00:43:26,944 the human family of Cicely. 736 00:43:29,153 --> 00:43:31,678 What name do you give your child? 737 00:43:31,756 --> 00:43:34,281 Miranda Bliss. 738 00:43:34,358 --> 00:43:37,623 And what do you ask of God's church for Miranda Bliss? 739 00:43:37,695 --> 00:43:39,526 Baptism. 740 00:43:41,299 --> 00:43:43,290 Holy water, please. 741 00:43:46,837 --> 00:43:51,467 By God's gift, through water and the Holy Spirit, we are reborn to everlasting life. 742 00:43:51,542 --> 00:43:55,171 With this water, and with the faith of God, 743 00:43:55,246 --> 00:43:58,374 we are called to the very moment when God brought forth from chaos... 744 00:43:58,449 --> 00:44:02,112 beautiful creation, formed and full of divine energy. 745 00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:07,489 We gather today to wash away sin, 746 00:44:07,558 --> 00:44:10,493 the sin we are born with simply because we are human. 747 00:44:10,561 --> 00:44:14,520 And it is through God's grace that we receive forgiveness. 748 00:44:14,598 --> 00:44:18,056 Because God understands his sons and his daughters... 749 00:44:18,135 --> 00:44:20,069 in their human failings, 750 00:44:20,137 --> 00:44:22,970 and He forgives the truly repentant. 751 00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:35,318 Miranda Bliss Tambo Vincoeur, 752 00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:39,015 I baptize you in the name of the Father... 753 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:41,058 and of the Son... 754 00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,524 and of the Holy Spirit. 755 00:44:52,703 --> 00:44:54,864 God is love. 756 00:44:54,939 --> 00:44:58,500 Those who live in love, live in God. 757 00:44:58,576 --> 00:45:00,908 Amen. Amen. 758 00:45:00,978 --> 00:45:02,843 Amen. 759 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:21,121 Amen. 760 00:45:21,171 --> 00:45:25,721 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0